It’s winding down, WEEK 34 (of 38) IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE IS DONE. Some lovely midweek games, here how the show is broken down for you today:
[00:00] Mid-week ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE WRAP UP. We talk an embarrassing merseyside derby for EVERTON as their cross town rivals LIVERPOOL swat them away like flies. TOTTENHAM, with an all star performance from Harry Kane and Dele Alli show and prove they are a massive title force not to be reckoned with. NEWCASTLE UNITED have woken up after being kissed by prince charming (aka Rafa Benitez) and give MANCHESTER CITY a run for their oil money. MANCHESTER UNITED grind another 3 points, and more.
[23:30] HORSESH*T RUMORVILLE. Antoine Griezmann to CHELSEA or MANCHESTER UNITED? Andre Shurrle to TOTTENHAM. Hatem Ben Arfa to LIVERPOOL. Harry Kane to REAL MADRID or BAYERN MUNICH? Rumors are going buck wild at this time of the season. Gundogan even linked to a move to MANCHESTER CITY while Arteta is rumored to be going to TOTTENHAM….AS COACH? WTF. All of these top horsesh*t narratives in the English Press are discussed and more.
[40:30] FIVE MINUTES OF FANTASY. Your weekly Fantasy Premier League tips all in 5 concise minutes from our expert.
[47:00] MONEY BETS. Our expert degenerate tells you what to put your dollars on for the coming games and what to stay away from. Last week Shuk lost only 1 out of his 4 predictions.
[51:00] EPL WEEK 35 PREVIEW. We talk LEICESTER CITY’S battle to remain top spot with their star Jamie Vardy is confirmed to be suspended for 2 games! NEWCASTLE try to bring the spirit of Rafa back when they travel to LIVERPOOL. SUNDERLAND face their relegation fears when they host a faltering ARSENAL. MANCHESTER CITY host a limp STOKE CITY.
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